Voko Ono Is A Bitch
…Okay, so I admit sometimes I fall behind reading my emails. So I would like to apologize to Voko Ono because had I read your email in time I would have definitely responded to tell you “No, I’m not gay.”
Though I can clearly see where he’s coming from, after all I posted his song, which is nothing more than a cliche mashup of two extremely popular songs. And since unoriginal cliche cop-outs are definitely gay, that makes Voko Ono the Lance Bass of mashup DJs.
I also love that he sent an email, waited two days, and then sent another email..
And even with all this I’m still being generous enough to help him by giving him more publicity then he could ever have hoped for. No publicity is bad publicity right?
Anyhow, Voko Ono I’m really happy for you, and I’ma let you finish, but Billy Ray Cyrus made one of the worst songs of all time.. OF ALL TIME!!!!
…bet you Billy Ray Cyrus doesn’t send me an email crying cause I made fun of him…
Anyways you know I always have to leave you guys with some music:
